dim lit

when an event or person is on the cusp of being lit but is not quite there

Danielle's party was a little boring but Brandon brought life to the party and made it become dim lit with his jokes.

by dd1712 July 11, 2017

dim or dib

when one asks someone if they would rather have a dick in their mouth or a dick in their butt

Hey! Peter, "would u rather have a dim or dib?"

by dont touch me turkey March 01, 2015

Dim Web

Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.

These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.

- Have you seen the Tweet I sent you yesterday?
- Hell naw, I ain't visiting the Dim Web.

by HeavyRaptor July 05, 2023

dim idea

The non-sarcastic equivalent of a bright idea. Basically, an idea that is obviously stupid and not very bright/smart.

Joe had the dim idea to try to drive 500 miles in a car with a bad transmission. As a result, the car broke down and his ass got stuck in the middle of nowhere.

by Kellie Crosby March 14, 2008

Dimming down

The opposite of glowing up

"Damn, all these hoes seem to be glowing up, and all I'm doing is dimming down."

by ____bitch_____ August 27, 2017

Are you dim?

used towards someone who is stupid or idiotic but said in a nicer way

wow did charity really just say that? Are you dim?

by kissmyass.com December 11, 2011

dim bulb

A person or thing who thinks he is brighter than he is. Or, one who would like to be brighter than he is. Flat Champagne.

The Vice-President of the Condo is a dim bulb. We call him Dimmy. The only Champagne he drinks is flat like a dim bulb.

by Knockings July 11, 2011