Dickweed

A useless life form that sits on it's ass all day a causes other people problems.

1) "Drive on the right side of the road, dickweed!"
2) "There's my dickweed neighbor wearing a bathrobe and sandles again."

by Daddy Stalin January 18, 2018

Dickweed

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

by Qaylord July 25, 2018

Dickweed

The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.

"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"

by Thetank662 May 18, 2019

Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.

them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.

by Epstines Noose December 19, 2019

Dickweed

Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"

this guy is a dickweed

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLW January 18, 2021

Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 6, 2022

dickweed

leftover pee droplets on your dick

not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou

by da verbal dude December 23, 2024