When you put weed on your dick, and smoke it through the hole
Hey Man, did you use that dickweed last night?
by DickWeedMaster6969 March 06, 2017
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A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.
"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"
by feminism101 December 09, 2018
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It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.
them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.
by Epstines Noose December 19, 2019
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Did you see that the dickweeds voted in a bill that will kill millions of Americans?
by LinguisticsAttorney July 25, 2017
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the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs
that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here
by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020
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Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.
Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed
by Qaylord July 25, 2018
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