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An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

dick smucker by El conquistador January 17, 2014

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Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

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The Alvarez Dick Suckers

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Alvarez Dick Suckers

The Alvarez Dick Suckers by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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The Ramos Dick Suckers...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...

The Ramos Dick Suckers... by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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El Primeru Dick Suckero

El Primeru Dick Suckero by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru

If You Want To Live With A Digital Footprint Within THe Middle Of Your Two Lobes The So Be It Dick Suckeru by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

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