My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.

Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

by lordgrim the invcbke February 14, 2021

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

Peace Defenders

The Peace Defenders is an Animated Series created by a group not very well known in the United States. It is about a group of powerful 'people' on another world. They must protect the peace everywhere they can. They travel between dimensions, between worlds, so long as they can save the Peace forever.

Person 1: Hey #####, you finished up with the voicing yet?

Person 2: Not yet ####. I still need to figure out the script's meanings from #######.

Person 3: What's so hard about my script? It's simple words, Just don't be so nervous ####.

Person 1: The Peace Defenders shall live for a good while, hoping we can even get started.

by Exapt April 19, 2018

This We'll Defend

The US Army motto, signifying their willingness to execute their duties as soldiers within the US Armed Forces; This refers to the US, the Constitution, and its constituents. We'll refers to the Army's collective ideal of teamwork within soldiers. Defend refers to the Army's main task - being to defend the United States from enemies, both foreign and domestic, as well as support and defend the Constitution.

NCOiC: "This we'll defend."
DS: "'Til the end."

by Topranse January 14, 2021

Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021

Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?

Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023