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December 3rd

National sex day
Have sex with someone with this birthday
John:get in bed
Beth:why
John:its december 3rd you know what that means
Beth: what does it mean
John: its national sex day
Beth:moans loudly
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December 3rd

Heather day. If someone doesn't give you a sweater, I'm sorry.
"Omg do you know what day it is?"
"Idk December 3rd?"
"No it's Heather day. Give me a sweater."
by Feroppi October 30, 2021
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December 3rd

did you guys know december 3rd is when we appreciate chili
by hotcihli September 25, 2021
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December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036
December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores
by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021
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December 3rd

Give your significant other your sweater/hoodie day! Or wear your s/o's sweater/hoodie if you already have one.
"I still remember, the 3rd of December, me in your sweater" - Conan Gray
December 3rd
by skcyoltie November 30, 2021
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Bf: Hey babe its December 3rd you know what that means right?
Gf: No...
Bf: its national kiss your boyfriend day today. ;)
Gf: (kisses)
Bf: <3
by cringeoid December 1, 2021
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December 3rd

*helps crush*

Crush: thanks but why did you help me?

You: it’s December 3rd!
by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021
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