National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

National Grab A Guys Dick Day

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!

Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

by Trendy National days May 25, 2018

National Suck your boyfriends dick day

You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out

Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick

by AzlerdTakesMondukes March 11, 2021

kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO

Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!

by Boom banger October 11, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !

oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.

by officialrealnigga June 21, 2018

grab dick day

On 4/13 Its Grab A Dick Day! (two days after grab butt day)

Hey You Know Tomorrow is Grab Dick Day!

by SnowHD May 24, 2018

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019