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Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.
"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"
by angrycalf February 14, 2012
mugGet the Credit Card Gamemug.

Toledo Credit Card

He used a Toledo Credit Card to get free beer.
by PC99 July 2, 2011
mugGet the Toledo Credit Cardmug.

credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
mugGet the credit card constipationmug.

Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
mugGet the Credit Card Swipemug.

Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
mugGet the Credit Card Swipemug.

government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies
1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
by caz money August 11, 2007
mugGet the government credit cardmug.

Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.
by KAMAH April 21, 2008
mugGet the Credit Card Assmug.

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