Arabic Cream Cheese

The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)

Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty

by Italgansta January 20, 2017

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

by Joes Endo August 30, 2016

vaginal cream cheese

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.

Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

by Mister Filth January 7, 2004

tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction

its amazing. gosh.

hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....

in the desert.

get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge

by yanwoo July 5, 2004

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010