verb. relating to chinese buffets, when one consumes large quantities of food (often seafood) and then proceeds to throw up back into the buffet car.
"if you eat that king prawn fried rice, i bet you'll crab"
"mate you better not crab, that would be properly sick."
"mate you better not crab, that would be properly sick."
by buffetmaster March 1, 2009

Suspicious behaviour or individuals, usually experienced within the marijuana smoking community. Applicable as a noun, verb and adjective, the definition of Crab varies depending on the context.
When used as a noun, the Crab is the individual who is acting suspiciously or flamboyantly.
When used as a verb, the action is the behaviour of one who is being suspicious or arousing suspicion.
When used as an adjective, it is descriptive of either the noun or verb, once again depending on context.
When used as a noun, the Crab is the individual who is acting suspiciously or flamboyantly.
When used as a verb, the action is the behaviour of one who is being suspicious or arousing suspicion.
When used as an adjective, it is descriptive of either the noun or verb, once again depending on context.
by ThcLordCrabman January 17, 2011

Someone who is just a teeny bit of a nuisance ya know, a bit of an annoying lil’guy. Or someone who’s just getting a bit on your nerves you know?? Yeahhhhhh…
by Bounty Bigdik March 19, 2022

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle
Also see Crab Battle
Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!
by Mudkipz April 30, 2007

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011
