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crab

verb. relating to chinese buffets, when one consumes large quantities of food (often seafood) and then proceeds to throw up back into the buffet car.
"if you eat that king prawn fried rice, i bet you'll crab"
"mate you better not crab, that would be properly sick."
by buffetmaster March 1, 2009
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Crab

Suspicious behaviour or individuals, usually experienced within the marijuana smoking community. Applicable as a noun, verb and adjective, the definition of Crab varies depending on the context.

When used as a noun, the Crab is the individual who is acting suspiciously or flamboyantly.

When used as a verb, the action is the behaviour of one who is being suspicious or arousing suspicion.

When used as an adjective, it is descriptive of either the noun or verb, once again depending on context.
Hey man you're crabbing me out here, don't be a crab.
by ThcLordCrabman January 17, 2011
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Crab

Someone who is just a teeny bit of a nuisance ya know, a bit of an annoying lil’guy. Or someone who’s just getting a bit on your nerves you know?? Yeahhhhhh…
“God, bro you’re such a little crab. Like can you stop please? Fr fr fr 💯💯 back off bro.”
by Bounty Bigdik March 19, 2022
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Crab

God being a god
I am a crab
by Crab God1 July 7, 2022
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crab

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle
Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!
by Mudkipz April 30, 2007
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crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff
Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.
by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005
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Crabbing

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.
by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011
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