The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
Get the pants containment theorymug. Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.
I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the super-size returnable-container swindlemug. How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket
How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticketmug. A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them
Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head
by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022
Get the container headmug. Word used, typically in spiritual circles, to define an imaginary "safe space" that people can reside within to share, reflect, enter conscious relationships, mediate and/or partake in other such high vibrational activities
Moonbeam: "I feel so safe and blessed to be able to express my feelings to you in this sacred container we've created"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"
Tao: "Mmmmmm, I feel that, Moonbeam, we are so lucky to have consciously created such a devotional space"
by Ema_masters July 2, 2021
Get the Containermug. by Kush Hippie December 26, 2011
Get the 420 containermug. 