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Lost in the construction site

The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.
"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"
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Construction Worker's Cleavage 

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.
Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

constract 

When you're a contractor, in IT or other such field, where your current short term contract keeps getting extended, seemingly until the end of time.
Yeah, I'm in a constract with Apple..it's been extended 17 times over the last 3 years.

Boa Constructor

My pet snake is a Boa Constructor. He built his own cage.
Boa Constructor by Teleri March 20, 2010

Constracted 

So as to be too preoccupied with other thoughts that it becomes difficult to think straight
I was so constracted by her looks that the best line I could come up with was "Hello"
Constracted by levanima October 23, 2010

Kirk Construct

See also Sealab 2021 Pilot 3 : I, Robot
Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
Kirk Construct by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Constructicon 

Transformer from Hasbro's mid-eighties toy line and coresponding television series.
The six members of the constructions are:
Hook, Scrapper, Long Haul, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, and Scavenger.
The constructicons are brilliant architects and can construct physical wonders at exponential speeds. Sadly, they use their talents primarily for evil. When provoked, the Constructicons can merge to form Devastator, the strongest and most dangerous Decepticon of it's time, next to perhaps only Megatron.
Constructicon by NeroMan June 2, 2003