Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.

Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

by testosterone trowsers June 11, 2013

Columbian Rudolph

When your nose is red and stuffy at the end of an 8 hour coke binge.

Person 1: hey dude are you sick or something?
Person 2: nah man, just got that Columbian Rudolph.

by Not OSI August 3, 2018

Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard

I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard

by EAudi April 13, 2023

Columbian rain

when a guy cumms in a girls face and she cannot handle it

wow that Columbian rain was a lot for her to handle

by ajk3456 January 14, 2017

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbian bath

You dump pounds of cocaine on your body and roll around in it

The people in columbia love columbian baths

by HybridFussion_yt October 1, 2022

Columbian bath

where you dump pounds of cocaine on your body then roll around in it.

hey did you hear about the party yesterday. I heard they had Columbian baths down there

by HybridFussion_yt September 27, 2022