Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.

OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!

by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

cocktail flu

The "illness" that you have after a full night of drinking; what you tell your boss you have, when calling in sick the next day.

I had to call in with the COCKTAIL FLU after we went out all night and ran the bar out of Jagermeister. Oh, my aching hair!

by Shmouse June 27, 2005

asseltov cocktail

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire

Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail

by coyote123 September 1, 2011

Jules Jordan Cocktail

Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.

In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.

by tonymarc May 19, 2009

mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube

that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail

by cmja August 24, 2006

Cocktail

Verb tense used to communicate the act of consuming cocktails.

“Let’s cocktail at 6 pm”, “Will you be cocktailing with me tonight?”

by Gatorgnome August 18, 2020

stench cocktail

The odor created when more than one individual has a bowel-movement at the same time in a public restroom.

Everyone stall in the bathroom was occupied. There was a serious stench cocktail in there.

by juaquin November 17, 2002