Chromebook

literary the worst computer you could buy for personal use. Why might you ask? Well, let me explain. Let's take a Windows computer, for example, it has a sleek, huge screen and can download amazing games! On the other hand, we have Chromebooks; Small, cheap, can barely run CoolMathGames.com, and worst of all, the only games the Chromebook has, is the APP STORE. Yes, that's right, the one that comes on your PHONE. Meaning all the games you download from the app store has mobile controls, making them nearly impossible to play.
in conclusion, Chromebooks are perfect for school, but HORRIBLE for personal use.

Chromebook is lagging

wow, this Chromebook is a piece of dog shit

my Chromebook won't turn on because I had more than 1 tab open

by 0rigina1 May 7, 2022

Chromebook

𝗧𝗲𝗰𝗵ie 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: A type of laptop that runs on ChromeOS and relies on cloud-based applications and storage (note: non-school ones have the option to run Android apps and games on it). Due to this, most Chromebooks have underpowered specs, and they are usually built on the lighter and sleeker side. Though surprisingly, there are chromebooks that have beefy specs and can cost up to $1200; believe it or not there are quite a few people who are in the market for it.

𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: The bane of every middle/high schooler's existences. The fact that you can only browse the web and use google docs makes it a perfect laptop for teachers to impose on students. Chromebooks are quite a recent thing actually, it wasn't until around 2015 that more schools started transitioning towards it. Thankfully that was the last year for me in high school so I only had to endure one year of it. But at the same time, as a tech lover I did appreciate how portable it was and minimal idea of it.

Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022

Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.

Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……

by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright

by User010 September 18, 2020

old Chromebook

Old Chromebooks as ms **** said are filled up 0.0

old Chromebook

by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019

Chromebook Rat

Someone that is always on their school provided Chromebook, even at home, playing games on it. Pretty much a Chromebook addict.

Person 1: "Bro John's the biggest Chromebook rat ever, he's always playing games in class."
Person 2: "I know, somebody gotta take it.

by Luccafish May 21, 2023