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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
by Shawnmasterb8s+davidejacul8s November 17, 2022
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Chromebook

literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.
my friend wrote this essay on his Chromebook
by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022
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Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.
I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!
by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022
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Chromebook

A great laptop anyone can use. It costs near nothing and has a linux subsystem inside! It can do usual computing, and even games, if you want it to! Kids love chromebooks, and the only people who dont like them are those who want to watch inappropriate things in class, game or cheat during tests.
Mum - I got you a laptop honey!

Daughter - Wow! Its a chromebook! I can use gmail on it and it wont crash at all =
by chromebooky December 16, 2023
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Chromebook

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by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023
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chromebook

a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power
Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John
by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023
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