One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebook mug.by imposter113 October 16, 2021
Get the Chromebook mug.
Any shitty laptop used in a school or education setting, does not need to run ChromeOS, just needs to have specs horrible enough that you can’t run more than two tabs on Google and watch YouTube videos at more than 360p. Beautifully paired with a shit wifi connection.
by fuckchromebooks September 10, 2025
Get the Chromebooks mug.A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
Get the Chromebook mug.by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 12, 2020
Get the Chromebook mug.literary the worst computer you could buy for personal use. Why might you ask? Well, let me explain. Let's take a Windows computer, for example, it has a sleek, huge screen and can download amazing games! On the other hand, we have Chromebooks; Small, cheap, can barely run CoolMathGames.com, and worst of all, the only games the Chromebook has, is the APP STORE. Yes, that's right, the one that comes on your PHONE. Meaning all the games you download from the app store has mobile controls, making them nearly impossible to play.
in conclusion, Chromebooks are perfect for school, but HORRIBLE for personal use.
in conclusion, Chromebooks are perfect for school, but HORRIBLE for personal use.
Chromebook is lagging
wow, this Chromebook is a piece of dog shit
my Chromebook won't turn on because I had more than 1 tab open
wow, this Chromebook is a piece of dog shit
my Chromebook won't turn on because I had more than 1 tab open
by 0rigina1 May 7, 2022
Get the Chromebook mug.