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Chromebook

The quintessential School Computer of the 10s & 20s Decades.
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Chromebook

A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
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Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook

when you shove your pp into the charging hole of ur chromebook, making cum squirt all in it and on the volume button. this can also make phub open and give you a fun time.

Example: I had the best Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook last night. The cum was everywhere.
Example: I fucked ur mom...dont ask her shes still open cheeked on the bed. Don´t forget to charge ur chromebook
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Chromebook

literary the WORST computer on the market. Why you may ask? Let's take a Windows computer for example. Sleek, smooth, and can download very cool desktop games such as Minecraft. Then we have the Chromebook. Small, micro-sized horrible screen, and, can ONLY download games from the APP STORE. Yes, you heard me right, the app store you would have on your phone. Let's say you download a game from the app store on your cromebbok, guess what? IT HAS MOIBLE CONTROLS! Meaning you cant use the WASD or arrow keys like a normal computer, you have to painfully click and drag using your MOUSE. Not to mention the Chromebooks are VERY laggy. So, in conclusion, if you want to buy a computer, DO NOT, and I mean DO NOT buy a Chromebook.
my friend wrote this essay on his Chromebook
by 0rigina1 May 5, 2022
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Chromebook

literary the worst computer you could buy for personal use. Why might you ask? Well, let me explain. Let's take a Windows computer, for example, it has a sleek, huge screen and can download amazing games! On the other hand, we have Chromebooks; Small, cheap, can barely run CoolMathGames.com, and worst of all, the only games the Chromebook has, is the APP STORE. Yes, that's right, the one that comes on your PHONE. Meaning all the games you download from the app store has mobile controls, making them nearly impossible to play.
in conclusion, Chromebooks are perfect for school, but HORRIBLE for personal use.
Chromebook is lagging

wow, this Chromebook is a piece of dog shit

my Chromebook won't turn on because I had more than 1 tab open
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chromebooks

bobby: "i have like five chromebook!"
teacher: "you mean five chromebooks?"
by bathroomcleaner283 June 3, 2022
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Chromebook

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I cont do anything n this piece on shit."

THe plastic is so durable that if you drop it off of your counter it will break. Used as a cruel device by a Lynda Anthony.
dsahj jdkhdsdjfwdh - written on a chromebook
by Porfit the MORUE June 6, 2022
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