by NootPenguin November 2, 2018
Get the Ching-Chong Card mug.The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
by TheSecretSmartKid March 12, 2023
Get the Christian the Ching Chong mug.Chinese person 1: 你好朋友!(Hello Friend!)
Chinese person 2: 你好!你今天好吗?(Hello! How are you?)
Ignorant white kid: Ching Chong
Chinese person 1: 你可以干掉你愚蠢的和种族主义的无知孩子吗?(Can you fuck off you stupid and racist ignorant kid?)
Chinese person 2: 你好!你今天好吗?(Hello! How are you?)
Ignorant white kid: Ching Chong
Chinese person 1: 你可以干掉你愚蠢的和种族主义的无知孩子吗?(Can you fuck off you stupid and racist ignorant kid?)
by aballofred October 9, 2017
Get the Ching Chong mug.by A bitch with common sense April 24, 2020
Get the Ching Chong mug.To get high as fucked, baked, inebriated, intoxicated, bodied (all at the same time) till you eyes look asian. Hence the ching chong.
Girl1: yo you wanna get high like ching chong tonite?
Girl2: yeah, i'm gonna have the munchies and get me some wing wongs.
Girl2: yeah, i'm gonna have the munchies and get me some wing wongs.
by matto86 May 21, 2011
Get the Get high like ching chong mug.by marcus23 November 13, 2013
Get the Ching chong, ling long, ting tong mug.guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
by Derzero April 15, 2020
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