Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

The Three R's of Eric Cartman

Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.

Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*

by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

cartman

another word to describe a retarded, fat kid (preferably white)

yo jackie is a gay cartman,

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

Cartman

Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.

You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!

by SteveBalls December 24, 2021

Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Eric cartman

Someone who looks like Eric cart man or someone who looks like a fatso

Person: you kinda look like eric cartman ngl

Person 2: kys dude

by Lainislainandimme October 6, 2023