Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman
Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd
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Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.
Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."
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these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.
Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*
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Eric Cartman

You are Eric Cartman, eat less.
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Eric Cartman

The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.
Eric Cartman: I'm not fat IM BIG BONED
Me: I don't care and I didn't ask
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Eric cartman

Someone who looks like Eric cart man or someone who looks like a fatso
Person: you kinda look like eric cartman ngl

Person 2: kys dude
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