the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

Candycane

the moment when you're more straight than homosexual, but you still have a bit of gay inside of you.

"what's your sexuality?"
"I'm a candycane"

by styles whore June 24, 2013

The Candy Man

1. This guy, who spams a lot, I mean, I'm talking spammage to the max here.

2. A man who has candy, and he lures little kids with it.

3. One who kills Sweds.

"Come here little kiddies, I have candy"-Candy Man

by Cheezmeister December 11, 2003

Russian Candycane

Its when a girl takes a razor, makes cuts on your dick, then douses it in Vodka, and then sucks it off.

Got a russian candycane last night and it was painful, and then it felt great.

by Inpainsomuchpain May 23, 2010

Swedish Candycane

The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.

After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.

by Burnss22 March 16, 2009

Candy Man

one who brings candy to little boys and girls. his payment it the happiness of the litte kids.

ahhhhh, it's the candy man, hoooraaaah, yaaaay.

by allah ownz January 27, 2007

Candyland

The sudden burst of flavor realized while providing oral pleasure to a male’s rear orifice, most commonly in the form of a maraschino Cherry, but may vary due to local customs and cultural nuances.

I was eating dat ass, and after a short period, candyland had been reached.

And then unexpectedly, I stumbled upon candyland whilst tongue deep in dat ass.

by Maraschino cherry 69 March 14, 2021