I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when u can nawt get sick right now, or if you to appear on live action family guy.

*coughing* "Omg Bailey are you okay?" "Yeah. I can nawt get sick right now. I have Kendra's birthday party and that babyshower later. I just- I just can nawt get sick right now."

by r3gina_g3org3 April 25, 2022

I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 22, 2010

can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 26, 2004

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 05, 2019

Can I Get A Hooyah

a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck

HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!

by Ur boi YEET December 18, 2021

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022