crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

crushing the buoys

The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.

Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys

by Longshlongdangleton August 19, 2017

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

crushing on wesley

When you have a crush on Wesley, and your afraid to tell him how you REALLY feel about him, because your scared he will reject you, crushing on Wesley is also ALOT of flirting and giving him hints. But he doesn’t seem to get them all the time.

I’m totally crushing on Wesley 😘

by Wipemybuttplease July 13, 2021

Crushing the Steak House

Look Going down on Winton

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

by Steken5423 February 14, 2022