Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimps

Seafood Shrimp.

"Waitress; yo' bring me some mo' CRIMPS"

by CiciPanda August 30, 2020

Crimp

A very very creepy simp

"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"

by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020

Crimp

A safe space to stay in for a short time. Usually empty buildings or cars.

Ex: "I needed to crimp at my girlfriend's house because my mom and her boyfriend are too loud and I need to study for finals."
Ex: "If you ever need a place to crimp, I got your back."

by Spookyfishman May 24, 2017

Crimp

A landers guy. Just a complete tard. Someone who never gets anything right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Oh my god did you see those idiots? Ya, such crimps.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps

by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021