When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
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Get the Cream Cheese Bagel mug.The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
Get the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie mug.When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
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