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Clever Clogs

I'm going to watch Clever Clogs tonight. On my TV.
by ehrgeiz June 7, 2009
mugGet the Clever Clogsmug.

Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.
Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
mugGet the Flog the clogmug.

twot clog

another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon.
example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog.
example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.
by Kellee April 3, 2007
mugGet the twot clogmug.

clog the tube

To "waste" space on the internet, particularly by posting unrelated or incoherent statements on discussion forums, but can also be related to a number of different situations including correcting the spelling of another person's posting, pointing out the obvious, deliberate Karma whoring, stalking, perezhilton, and a host of other maladies that waste people's attention.
"Could you try not to clog the tube the next time you get drunk and decide to post on the internet?"
by Watershellin June 25, 2008
mugGet the clog the tubemug.

sultana clog

when your going to take a dump but then someone anal rapes you pushing the crap back in.
bob: why the fuck are you limping?
dave: i was just in the toilet and someone sultana clogged me.
by 100% grimace May 14, 2009
mugGet the sultana clogmug.

Curry Clog

When an indian eats so much curry that his stomach becomes clogged from it not being able to digest. The aroma of curry mixed with hershey squirts is the first sign. About once a year indians must go to their doctor in order to remove the backed up curry. May cause death. Take with extreme caution
Prince's curry clog was bad from the large amounts of curry he ate.
by bobbyr555 April 8, 2011
mugGet the Curry Clogmug.

Clogged Curtain

A slang term for Hermaphrodite or transvestite.

A penis nub in exchange for the clitoris.
Yo, did you just see that clogged curtain walk by?
by chawchii13 March 29, 2010
mugGet the Clogged Curtainmug.

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