National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

you sound like you can’t swim

A phrase that teenage girls use on TikTok as an insult. It means you are immature. (In reality whoever uses this phrase is the immature and unfunny one).

A- I don’t want to wear makeup and paint my nails.
B- OMG you sound like you can’t swim

by ENDL3SS December 22, 2020

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

I Can’t See My Feelings

I can't see my feelings
Open my eyes
I can't see my feelings
Open a pair of eyes

I can't see my feelings
Keep them behind
I just keep on reeling
Running back down the line

I I I I I I I I
Oh oooh
A weight like a stone
Uuuuuuum um um um um, hey

Oh, I can't stand that screaming
Don't even try
Music fans some feelings
It'll be tell me why

Oh oh
Now now now

I can't stop that feeling
Showing me why
Man I love that feeling
Yeah, blowin' me right through the sky

Ah, Whew! Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey
Oh, listen to what she says
If it's good, it's nice

I Can’t See My Feelings

by Death Menace January 5, 2023

You can’t eat cheap and poop fancy

You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort

Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*

by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes

Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

by I don’t know mate June 18, 2019