An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.
by Thomas the turned on student 2 October 4, 2013
Get the terry the bus drivermug. An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
Get the the Three-Fingered Bus Drivermug. When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011
Get the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-drivermug. being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010
Get the New York School Bus Driver Drunkmug. The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
Get the And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clappingmug. the crabby drunk old pile of shit driving you to prison to spend all of your day sitting in an uncomfortable chair. the fat fart is yelling at you to put your phone away and to get your ass out of the aisle.
by reeeeeee9374 February 12, 2020
Get the bus drivermug.