Broseph

A derogatory term used for an extremely uncool person of the male sex. Often used in the scientific labeling of fraternity brothers, pot-heads, or concert goers of a whack musical genre

"That tool over there is being a fucking broseph."

by Da Police! April 21, 2005

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

broseph

a term for a bad ass mofo, derived from the root word brother/bro and the common male name Joseph/Joe.

first use of the word is often accredited to myspace user 'broseph' (url www.myspace.com/ringojoe), as far back as the beginning of 2006.

more recently, the word has appeared in jim carrey's latest film, in which carrey also offers a definition of the word.

"woz 'appening broseph?"

"not much, cuz."

by slenderglender January 19, 2009

Brosephering

The act of having a large dick or being a complete bro

Jamal is a total brosepher she couldnt handle it,
I was brosephering when i sent my bitch to make me a sandwitch

by footballer69 January 21, 2011

Broseph

Seperate spelling of the word Brosif.

A term used to refer to a friend or another person in general.

Synonym of Bro/Dude

"Yo whats all up happenin' with you bro?!"

"Not much broseph how 'bout you?!"

by OwMyBodyHurt August 2, 2019

Broseph

An African-American hippie

"Dood, that Broseph over there is harshing my kind. Very un-heady. After the second set, I came back to the tent to find my woman chugging his huge black dong."

by CFT August 26, 2007

Bocephus

A new nickname for David Cook, the 2008 American Idol.

David Cook: "Hey Arch, have you ever thought of just going by one name?"
David Archuleta: "Yeah, I have...I was thinkin', David."
David Cook: "Alright..uh...well, I was kinda thinkin' of David too, so uh..oh, I know, you go by David, and I'm gonna go by something awesome, Bocephus."

by Carley_ October 1, 2008