Bronoodling

(Noun)

As 'Bromance' is a homosocial corruption of the word 'Romance'. 'Bronoodling' - as popularised by 'Hipster Run Off' - is a homosocial corruption of the established and largely heterosexual act of 'Canoodling'.

'Bronoodling' is an act of largely initiated by alt bros engaging in quality time together.

'Get up to anything last night?'

'Just spent some time bronoodling and listening to fuzzy buzzy indie bands. It was a Marathon, but we could Feel It All Around.'

'That reference is Washed Out. And wtf is bronoodling?'

'Get out of my life man. We can no longer bronoodle.

by Alt-Bro May 25, 2011

Bronounciation

To pronounce a word with a "bro" inflection

Bro 1: Yo, Imma get mad chedda!
Bro 2: Awesome bronounciation bro.

by K-Zilla1 November 20, 2011

Bronogamous

When two bro’s enter an exclusive bromance, and neither entertains the attention from any other outside bro’s.

relating to, characterized by, or practicing bronogamy. having only one bromance

Ash and Nick’s bromance was so strong that no matter how many times Lucian threw himself at Nick he would always decline Lucian’s advances because Nick and Ash were bronogamous.

by Wyld West April 30, 2019

brono

Slang word meaning 'brother'.

'hey, I got to go, my brono's calling me'

by Ali-Jee August 24, 2008

Bronomi

This occurs when chilling at a bar or party and a sudden influx of dudes overtake the event, this would be the pre-cursor to a Sausage Fest.

Man we got to get out of here, it looks like a category 5 Bronomi is moving in.

by Mclive29 January 5, 2010

Bronogomy

(Bro-nog-oh-me): The platonic, monogamous relationship between two "Bro's".

Me and my Bro David are in a Bronogomy. We are fundamentalist Bronogomist's.

by GirTastic August 4, 2013

Bronomics

The social science that studies the lives of "bros"

Brojangles: Hey broseph does the bro-juice work better if I inject it in my ass?

Brosiphious maximus: bromontana what are you brotarded or something? Ofcourse the ass is the best place for bro-juice

Brojangles: how do you know bro?

Brosiphious maximus: bro its simple bronomics

Brojangles: wow im gana be such a brosephorus rex

by Brosiphious the Third October 12, 2009