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what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
by Dohm M November 12, 2017
mugGet the what are you brand new?mug.

your brand new obsession

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018
mugGet the your brand new obsessionmug.

Brand New

A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her
That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older
by Bonjovi118 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Brand Newmug.

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