by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015
Get the bowling ballmug. A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
Get the Bowling ball with your name on itmug. When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
Get the boston market bowling ballmug. When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.
by Cal410 February 12, 2024
Get the The dirty bowling ballmug. Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
by DarcyVR January 27, 2025
Get the fearless bowling ballmug. A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.
The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024
Get the Bowling ballmug. When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014
Get the Bowling Ballmug.