The Blasto

The Blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the ass.

Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ."
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*

by xener33 August 26, 2017

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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

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Unclick Blastoise Unclick

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Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

by Space_turtle January 27, 2025

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