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Goa Boa

The penis of a well hung goa trance listener/DJ is called a goa boa. Boa as in gigantic boa constrictor snake.
That guy over there is a trance DJ. He gets all the chicks with his goa boa.
by bitchmasterb October 26, 2010
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Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.
Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.
by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009
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boa o wora

Oi mate pass me the boa o wora.
by modestaska May 28, 2020
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cambodian boa constrictor

The act of deucing around a girl's neck as she lays on her back.
Hey, did you hear Carl gave Shannon a Cambodian Boa Constrictor after he got back from his business trip?
by D_Stroker July 21, 2014
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Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.
by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020
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Boa

A country synonym for "Boy"
Redneck way to say "Boy"
"You better step outta of my damn lawn boa"
by Gah dang it Rosco August 13, 2021
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Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.
(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*
by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025
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