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Bloody mary

If you call bloody Mary in the mirror she won't kill you she loves probably just look like in between a ,33 yr old a wedding dress and some blood falling
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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Bloody Mary

The act of giving someone a rimjob with bloody feces.
That chick got one fucking hell of a Bloody Mary from her ex!
by Big shot 91 June 11, 2021
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Bloody Mary

A bloody Mary is when you fist a girl until she comes on her period
Eric fisted Louise until he made her bloody mary
by Gary Panther March 9, 2019
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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, and she queefs/farts, and splats the blood around
Dude! Mary just freaking Bloody Maryed all over me!
by Hardcore larry July 21, 2014
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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023
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Bloody Mary

A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.
No, Ziah, I don’t feel like doing a Bloody Mary tonight.
by '&(?>" June 18, 2018
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