Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

by Smokyoin April 12, 2021

bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

Bathroom Rodeo

Riding another person like a bull in a bathroom stall. Originated on Tik Tok

During semesters we’re doing a bathroom rodeo want to come?

by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a horribly disgusting place. There is a ton of graffiti, stall doors that don’t lock, the stall itself has crap everywhere, some idiot peed in the sinks and they are overflowing, and used toilet paper is strewn about.

The school bathroom was gross

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Hiroshima in the bathroom

For one to blow there ass out so loud it causes similar noises to Hiroshima, the pungent odor with fill the room causing all that smelt it to have there eyes water.

I think Lenny is causing Hiroshima in the bathroom, I can hear and smell it from here, as a matter of fact my eyes burn.

by The Zohan December 2, 2019

bathroam

The act of leaving class to walk around school under the pretense of using the bathroom.

I was so bored in english class today that I took an unusually bathroam.

It is the unalienable right of every person to bathroam once in every class.

by talon7331 November 8, 2007

bathroom Polo

Most notably mentioned in the song, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Bathroom Polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. Usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. Since Ralph Lauren's Polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.

"Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo."

by GhostFaceGirl December 31, 2008