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Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011
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Dirty Bus Driver

The man at the front of the line in an anal all male sex train.
"Come on fellas! Lets have a fuck train! I'll be the Dirty Bus Driver!" Leroy says as he grabs his ankles.
by Felix 35 March 1, 2009
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the bus driver

A man that jerks off two men at the same time simulating a big steering wheel
Michael drove the bus driver for bozy and Timbo until they reached their destination
by Your new son October 28, 2017
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Barbara bus driver

Fat Ass Snaggly tooth bitch bus driver. Needs to get some new teeth. " Hey snaggle tooth get some fuckin teeth".
by fatso mcgee January 6, 2011
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Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.
Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”
by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
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Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.
These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.
by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022
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