brett

Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.

Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.

by LonelyIrishDude March 01, 2016

Brett

Is a person who stalks women such as Averie

Brett was stalking Averie

by BLantzalot June 24, 2019

brett

brett has a small penis and is ugly to all.
if you are skinny and white you have a small dick.

brettsucksdick

by john wick1233333 September 28, 2018

Brett

Brett? The dumbest fuck in the bunch!
Can be sweet when he wants,But is also a huge JACKASS!
Never usually falls hrd for anyone,only on ocasions.
He`s a hick,for sure! Would go GAY for a Dakota or an Andy. Brett,is a douche bag. The end!
Bye:)

Brett,is a FUCKTARD!

by SEX:) March 11, 2010

Brett

NOUN: A total 2-face slimeball hypocrite. Someone who acts like Eddie Haskell from the old TV series, prim and proper to parents and people with power and authority, but a cynical and disgusting sleazemeister when among his peers. A model student and altar boy in Society, but into boofing and blackout drunks with his party-boy peers. The kind of guy who'll schmooze and slime his way up the social ladder until he puts himself in position to overturn Roe and deny abortion to victims of party rape like the ones he knew in college.

VERB: To commit a repulsive act worthy of a Brett.

NOUN: Him? No I'd never go to a party with a guy like that. He creeps me out. He's such a total Brett.

VERB: Dude#1--How'd you make out with Mindy last weekend?
Dude#2--Awesome! Totally Bretted that skank-ass hoe. Let's go boof some Roofies! Put on some Marky-Mark. Yeow! Get DOWN!

by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019

brett

An extremely attractive Australian male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.

That guy has it all, man, he's such a Brett.

by masterboom May 05, 2017

brett

When an overweight nihilist on the holidays drives by a bad Jeep dealership with Sandy girl at home that’s he’s not fond of but he’s an old dick in the sand. He’s on the verge of stroking out so instead of coffee dates with a greenhouse gypsy he’d rather have boiled hotdogs than grilled
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli

Boy that was sure a brettastropghy, you can see it in the chunks on his untrimmed chest

by The Mangodess April 04, 2018