Brendan

A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.

"Hey brendan"
"Brendan and nathan "
Brendan and nathan forever "

by manyourcool December 14, 2013

Brendan

A totall Sex Hottie. He is the "IT" guy. He has an amazing set of six, large penis, and hair! He is very dumb and girls use him for action all the time. Has an ugly girlfriend that every girl is jelous. he is the highschool quarterback and starter for the boys varsity basketball boys. Its a pleasure for him to be in you.

gena: omfg is that HOTTIE?
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.

lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.

by bsgirl248469 December 28, 2011

Brendan

Usually the name of a queer person

guy 1: Hey do you know brendan?

Guy 2: i heard he's gay

by ownedns November 21, 2010

brendan

A guy who misses work but doesn't think he misses work and drinks a bottle of rum a night and pisses off his girlfriend. Tells you how it is. Means what he says but never remembers.

Brendan drinks a lot but doesn't think he does

by captain morgan September 23, 2017

Brendaning

The act of ragging on someone, usually a teacher,to get out of work. This also includes bitching and/ or whining at them.

"Mr. C can I not do the project?"
"Yo quit brendaning on Mr C!"

by SCSkillman January 26, 2009

Brendan

A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating

Person 1: who is Brendan now dating?
Person 2: I'm not sure he bounces around a lot

by Cheetah hater May 10, 2013

Brendan

A burnt out stoner who won’t go anywhere in life, typically caught fucking anything that can move. Brendan’s typically have dark brown hair and wear shorts when it’s below freezing. Typically of Jewish decent, you can find these creatures in most frat parties even though they aren’t in said fraternity

Girl 1: wow look at Brendan’s abs
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha

by Shitpiss1488 November 18, 2018