red bathtub

a tub that is really amazing and no one will know if you die in it because it is the same colour as blood .
brother: "DUDE, WAKE UP"
*sister lying dead in the bathtub*
brother: "oh wait, your dead.. crap, i didn't know because the red bathtub is the same colour as your blood ."
by KJTRBAL December 11, 2010
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Bathtub Humping

The term applies to "dry-humping" the bathtub floor in the middle of having a bath. This may be performed with the use of a sex toy; something that may be mounted on the bathtub floor with which the penis may be inserted into.
The decrease in friction results in no chafing after easily having an orgasm in the water.
That fucking chick wouldn't suck my dick so I told her to put on a movie while I went bathtub humping.
by Sza BOMB May 27, 2009
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Dog In A Bathtub

The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha
by demon slayer 69 November 21, 2016
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Bathtub in Jello

talking extreme non-sense or way out in left field stupidity; Bathtub in Jello is very common among pot smokers
by C-man July 16, 2002
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Dog In A Bathtub

Trying to fit your entire hunk of junk into her bootyhole.
"Damn I can't achieve a dog in a bathtub with jesse."
by Vagio December 20, 2016
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Dogs in a bathtub

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.
by Five Seven February 06, 2008
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dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub
by maD iLL soN May 21, 2003
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