Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.

“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back

yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas

by appello May 18, 2022

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

Bald Head Jason

When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.

Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao

Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.

by G6Saitin July 10, 2022

Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.

man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.

by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011