Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

perfect balance

Perfectly balanced both sides of all aspects of life. In Internet it is mostly used to describe when the number of likes and dislikes on any content are equal.

"Perfect balance, as all things should be." - Thanos

by Frenrix December 7, 2020

A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016

forty balance

a phrase used to describe a person's terrible balance
based off having 40/100 experience points in the balance category of NHL 11

damn it, i've got forty balance right now i can't even stand up

by wordception June 18, 2011

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009