The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
by Tom August 17, 2003
Get the babys momma mug.Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc
Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.
Matt: Ok.
Without babysitter:
Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.
Matt: Ok.
Without babysitter:
Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(
by Spngr98 April 22, 2011
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A high school located in Queens of New York. It is home to pseudo-intellectual snobs. But their shitty SATs don't reflect their perfect 4.0s, AMIRITEOWUT?
Average IQ of baysider = 65
Average IQ of baysider = 65
Student A: Yo, bayside is a good high school, ya?
Student B: HELL NO! It's the school filled with shitheads who think their 4.0s magically make them intelligent. No one in that school has an ounce of intelligence.
Student B: HELL NO! It's the school filled with shitheads who think their 4.0s magically make them intelligent. No one in that school has an ounce of intelligence.
by Baysider March 26, 2010
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2. Holding onto a blunt or any other form of weed for too long, thereby pissing off anyone else u are smoking with.
2. Holding onto a blunt or any other form of weed for too long, thereby pissing off anyone else u are smoking with.
1. Damn these annoying little kids.
2. Hey mista babysitta is u ever gonna pass it? The blunts goin out will u look at all them ashes. Hey over here im open, pass the blunt.
2. Hey mista babysitta is u ever gonna pass it? The blunts goin out will u look at all them ashes. Hey over here im open, pass the blunt.
by Erik biatch October 7, 2006
Get the babysit mug.Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS or St. Kevin’s.. For high school if you were a girl you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it. Any other nationality you may have doesn’t really count. You belonged to the Yacht Club until it turned into a Koran Church.
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be.
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be.
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.
by Go Bayside March 14, 2005
Get the bayside ny mug.It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.
by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009
Get the Boston babysitter mug."Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre
by J4son June 25, 2008
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