A stupid country run by a schizophrenic president who thinks that his country is better than perijstocia. Claims to have no military presesnce, yet bombs the living shit out of perijstocia.
The majority of the people are starved as the president keeps all resources and food to himself. The president then parades around town flaunting roasted turkey drumsticks and bread while the average citizen hasn't eaten anything substantial in a month.
Azortozha's national food is fried rat shit.
The majority of the people are starved as the president keeps all resources and food to himself. The president then parades around town flaunting roasted turkey drumsticks and bread while the average citizen hasn't eaten anything substantial in a month.
Azortozha's national food is fried rat shit.
Bumass 1: Have you heard about Azortozha?
Bumass 2: Yes, I'm not some sheep that blindly follows Azortozha's rules. Did you know that the president starves their citizens?
Bumass 1: THat's horrible! thank goodness we live in the beautiful land of Perijstocia.
Arsonist: I LOVE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
Bumass 2: Yes, I'm not some sheep that blindly follows Azortozha's rules. Did you know that the president starves their citizens?
Bumass 1: THat's horrible! thank goodness we live in the beautiful land of Perijstocia.
Arsonist: I LOVE SETTING SHIT ON FIRE
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An archipelago of nine volcanic islands in the Atlantic Ocean and autonomous region of Portugal. The most populous island is São Miguel (also known as St. Michael in English). The islands are seperated into three groups; Eastern Group (literally nobody lives here), Central Group, and Western Group.
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