Avalanche100T

Justin Timberlake... I mean Avalanche is a 6'4 alpha male with chizzled abs, thighs the size of tree trunks, and a enormous gluteus maximus. Do you want to know something else? Well Avalanche is a world-renowned track star. In the 2012 Summer Olympics he beat Usain Bolt to claim the gold metal for the 100 Meter dash at the astonishing age of 15. During 2018 the popular brewing company Modelo profits shot up a staggering 4 trillion due to Avalanche's free endorsement of their beer with his signature MODELO TIME videos. He also streams on twitch

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by Bus 808 July 24, 2019

Information Avalanche

A condition where someone bombards you with so much of relevant or irrelevant information such that you cannot make any meaning out of it.

He created such an information avalanche such that the real data got buried somewhere under it.

by RuchirG April 8, 2010

Yukon Avalanche

This happens when your getting head and you cum all over her face and then she feels the sensation to sneeze do to your over grown pubes that where up in her nose and then the avalanche begins!

"Basically what happened on my Friday night .... I gave her a Yukon Avalanche and i think she liked it :D"

by ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ May 23, 2010

Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.

"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."

by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011

69 avalanche

It is when you 69 somebody and they shit all over your face and upper chest.

Me: Last night, Miranda and i 69 avalanched. It was heaven on earth!
Charlie: Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would let me do that!
Me: Yeah, I find that a good old fashioned 69 avalanche spices up any relationship, its worked for me!

by XxMethanxX March 5, 2014

Dick Avalanche

When an attractive girl recently becomes single and guys she's not interested in, hit on her several times a day

"I've only been single for a week and guys won't stop texting me! It's been a real dick avalanche!"

by alex1596 July 26, 2014

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021