Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.
I'm from Australia mate.
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They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.
Hooray.
Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.
Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.
*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.
*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.
We stole it from some European sports fans.
They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.
Hooray.
Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.
Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.
*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.
*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.
We stole it from some European sports fans.
by Patriotisim is un-patriotic May 7, 2009
Get the Australia mug.australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.
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