by Ls man October 18, 2022
by Big daddy lover April 06, 2021
aston is soooooo cool. That guy gets all the ladies. Historically, Astons far surpass the intellect of the Logans. Fucking idiots.
by SnappleBH July 24, 2020
Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.
by kaston for life October 29, 2020
Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.
by kaston for life October 29, 2020
One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!
“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
by pieceoftoast November 23, 2021
Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.
by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022