Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).

Look at the size of that armadillos penis!

by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011

say armadillo fastly multiple times

So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Digging armadillo

When you put her in between the mattresses and stick it in her ass. And she starts digging.

I put her in the digging armadillo last night.

by jandbforever December 10, 2021

Sunny the Armadillo

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.

Sunny the Armadillo writes the script for that awesome series, "Fuzzies."

by Blindside December 2, 2003

Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023