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Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
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Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
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armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023
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Sunny the Armadillo

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.
by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005
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Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
Look at the size of that armadillos penis!
by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011
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Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.
Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!
by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023
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Stanky armadillo

To interlock with someone and shit on their chest while they shit on your’s as you roll down a hill or stairs
Aye Paulie u tryna stanky armadillo down creek hill tonight
by The stanky armadillo October 30, 2018
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