Alden

alden is an amazing guy who can be your friend, lover or even act like your brother, he is a great boy with no bad intentions. he respects your opinion and has a GREAT sense of humour. if anyone makes you upset, he’d go beat that person up

me:hii alden went to beat the person who harassed me earlier on
friend:of course, it’s Alden.

by urmomissohotttt November 21, 2021

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

by srcs August 26, 2023

alden hiller

(n)-An especially gay, yet cool male who gets all the cock he wants; also a bottle of spray paint

(adj.)-Gay or having a good fashion sense

(n)-Hey! Whos that gay guy walking down the street?
-Why that's Alden Hiller!!!!!!!!

(n)- they wont sell me any Alden HIller!
- Well no wonder! you're not 18 yet

(adj)- You're Alden Hiller

by 8900 December 14, 2008

Alden the OP

A virtually perfect being that goes by many names such as Aldinius lll or Aldino and can do anything he puts his mind to.

"Wow! Aldinius the lll is beating up Goku! With his pinkie!" Alden the OP

by Man of Tungsten carbide April 2, 2023