Aftermornoon

A pleasant way of greeting your friend first thing in the morning...when it's the afternoon. Perhaps they stayed up studying, getting fucked up, having sex, binging movies, or even talking on the phone, but regardless of what the reason was, they woke up late. Don't want to say afternoon because that's just something you dont say to someone who has slept in; atermornoon is the perfect word.

Ashleigh - *1:26 pm* "I woke up before 2 pm, so suck it!"

Kevin - "Still can't say goodmorning so I don't see a difference."
.....
Kevin - "Good aftermornoon :)"

Ashleigh - "Good aftermornoon -_-"

by MarshallCuck May 27, 2019

Aftermorning

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020

Aftersun

Calum fears growing old. We can assume this is a natural fear for many 30-somethings. However, he seems even more haunted by it than many his age, because his life doesn’t seem to be going as he wants. He has money issues, has not particularly found his career, and seems to be haunted by regrets and bad memories.
“I can’t see myself at 40, to be honest. Surprised I made it to 30.”

Aftersun.

by drug death June 6, 2024