As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
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Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
by GeyGuy October 3, 2023
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Its when two people have a really good and tight friendship and that out of nowhere they start ignoring each other and lose that amazing relationship they had. They lose every thing without noticing at first but only when they realise they are alone and they miss their old friendships but there is no way back.
Person 1: It's really sad they don't talk to each other anymore.
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
by Happy_but_sad_girl November 25, 2021
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i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
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