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crackhead. the biggest redneck you will ever meet. likes to chase dogs around the kitchen in a camo sweatshirt in her spare time. makes good deer jerky. can shoot gun. is the number one math student.
dang gina who was that that just chased the dawg through your kitchen?

oh..that was just ashton.
ashton by zachlizbizkelly January 24, 2010
An over-sied douchebag with a small pecker. Tends to speak like a cave man to compensate for his voice most of us men lost in the eighth grade.
Guy 1: Dude that kid talks weird, kinda like a caveman.

Guy 2: Yeah man we call that an Ashton.
Ashton by Muffburger January 12, 2010
A person that is extremely gay and walks on his toes like a Ballerina.
Ashton always walks so stupid. He looks like a ballerina
Ashton by Twinkle toes’s Sister February 25, 2019
The type of fuckboy who most people who doesn't know him wouldn't even consider him attractive but you're immediately attracted to him. He does a lot of stupid things that you know you should leave him for but you don't. You can't except a relationship out of him, you know better than that. All of your friends hate him, and want you to leave him but you just can't.
"Damn that boys super attractive"

"How do you think that?? He's not attractive and he's such a fuckboy!"

"I think his names Ashton or something, he sounds like an Ashton, that's for sure."
Ashton by hotchick727 January 23, 2017
He is a huge jerk and fboi. He flirts with all the other girls around other than me. He is mean to me and mean to my friends. I don't like him at all.
Ashton is so mean!
Ashton by Somemadchica February 1, 2018
Ashton is a big gay.
Ashton by MiracleCow ;) March 1, 2019